PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And